Terms and Conditions Apply

You always say you won’t place limits or conditions, but alas, we must. We do not condone the use of the following words:

irregardless
supposably
gigundous
Please stop using them.

This legal mumbo-jumbo is written lightly and included just to cover our butts, but the shortened translation below each section (dark blue) is there so you can understand what the heck Terms and Conditions are.

PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS SITE

These Terms & Conditions cover your use of Nine Authentic Goods (hereinafter “Nine”) web site(s), network, servers or services. By using this site, you signify your understanding and agreement to these terms of use. If you do not agree to these terms of use, please do not use the site.
Read this, it’s the smart thing to do.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND RESTRICTIONS ON USE OF MATERIALS

This site is owned and operated by Authentic Nine, LLC (referred to as “Nine,” “we,” “us,” or “our” herein). All content included on this site, including text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, source code and software, is the property of Nine and protected by United States and international copyright laws. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of Nine and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. No material from the site may be copied, reproduced, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted or distributed in any way, except that you may download one copy of the materials on any single computer for your non-commercial use only, provided that you keep intact all copyright and other proprietary notices. Modification of the materials or use of the materials for any other purpose is a violation of Nine’s copyright and other proprietary rights. The use of any such material on any other web site or networked computer environment is prohibited.

Nine Authentic Goods is a pending federally registered trademark of Authentic Nine, LLC. All other marks are owned by their respective trademark holders. Nine logos, graphics, page headers, button icons, scripts, and service names appearing on Nine’s web sites are trademarks or trade dress of Nine. Nine’s trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service without Nine’s express written permission, or in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits Nine. All other trademarks not owned by Nine that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners, who may or may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by Nine.

You shouldn’t take things that don’t belong to you. Borrowing can be ok if you ask. Someone tried once, he didn’t get hurt, but he sure felt foolish. Don’t make us humiliate you. Basically, if you like what you see and feel the need to use it, just ask us first.

NO INTERFERENCE WITH OPERATION OF SYSTEM

You agree not to maliciously or intentionally interfere with the proper operation of the Nine system, web site, network or service, including, but not limited to, obtaining access beyond that which you are authorized, or impairing the availability, reliability, or quality for others. You agree to abide by any and all future Nine policy decisions.

Don’t push our buttons.

DISCLAIMER
THE MATERIALS IN THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, NINE DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. TRAMPOLINE DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE FUNCTIONS CONTAINED IN THE MATERIALS WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT THIS SITE OR THE SERVER THAT MAKES IT AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. NINE DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE MATERIALS IN THIS SITE IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE. YOU (AND NOT NINE) ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

If viruses occur, that’s not us- it’s probably the result of a bored hacker. But that probably won’t occur- we’re a Mac-based studio. We rock. If we’ve offended your eyes with naughty language or graphics, that’s not us either, that’s you.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Nine be liable for any special or consequential damages that result from the use of, or the inability to use, the materials in this site, even if Nine or a Nine authorized representative has been advised of the possibility of such damages. In no event shall Nine have any liability to you for damages, losses and causes of action (whether in contract, tort, negligence, or otherwise) for accessing or using this site.

We’re not to blame if our website crashes your server. Same with any links on our site. Liability is such a strong word.

JURISDICTION

All claims, disputes or disagreements which may arise out of the interpretation, performance or in any way relating to your use of this site and any and all other Nine site(s), shall be governed by the laws of the State of New York and you agree to be subject exclusively to the jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in New York State. You agree that the state and federal courts of New York State are the exclusive jurisdiction for any dispute against Nine, its employees or the owners and operators of Nine’s web site(s), or network.
We’re not lawyers here, but we’ve got a good one. A real good one. Jurisdiction? We’ll just ask him if you’ve got some kind of claim.